Total Medals Earned: 369 (From 59 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,465 Points
Medals Earned: 8/12 (265/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 3/24 (70/1,000 points)
Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol
Use a water jug to put off your burning engine
Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed
Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only
Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls
Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa
Kill 10 zombies at low speed
Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown
Hit 25 civilians
Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots
Hit 50 highway soldiers
Defeat a helicopter
Avoid 10 mutated zombies
Get all 5 enemy types off your hood
Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare
Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo
Buy all the upgrades
Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time
Dodge 10 carpet bombings
Do 30 zombie splatter hits
Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time
Beat Highway To Hell
Drive 10 KM in Police State
Beat The Great Escape
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/435 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
GTA style...
jetpack get
you found a shortcut
you found a shortcut again...
and again, a shortcut...
you are a cool shortcut finder indeed!
10 deers killed
got 20000 pts
Medals Earned: 7/92 (35/460 points)
Welcome to Shrimp-OS
Make somebody upset
Hilarious Dancing Shrimp!
Have EVERY (important) application installed at once
Who turned out the lights?
Find the Shrimpcoin Miner software
Cover your shrimptop in icons
Be real loud
Medals Earned: 4/14 (20/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
Ten Crush-Hugs
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
21 Spikey Embraces
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/20 points)
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Medals Earned: 12/17 (325/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 6/60 (30/395 points)
Open the 1st present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Welcome to Tankmas ADVENTure 2024!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the ninteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open ALL 14 Christmas presents!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open BOTH the twenty-eighth presents!
Open the twenty-ninth present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Happy New Year! Open the thirty-second present!
Open the Night of the Little Candles present!
Open one final gift...
What is a hotel but a stop in the journey?
...and a very denominational Hanukkah!
Encounter wild tamago, and use the rare emote
It's cooked! In a good way!
Find Blade the Hedgehog
Find the impostor!
Meet someone sweet~
Meet a sky traveller
Find Bitey
Take them to see the world
Listen to the box's whooooole story
Help someone out
You know, they got like a billion of these back in the office
Meet Ponyboy!
Find Project 154
Play Triple Triangle!
View all 43 Pico Cross arts from the Gachapon
Read "Jared and Oliver celebrate Christmas"
Read "Times Up Santa"
Duty calls those who answer the duty. For some, we get heroes, for the fortunate, we get Shmigmar.
Read "Pico and Friends - Bringing Smiles to all Kids"
Read the latest Cooper Bullet
Read the 'Tankmas Chronicles' comic
Find a mysterious cartridge at the software demonstration
Get 15 different online users (including yourself) with 15 different costumes on the same screen